From the Superbowl
My comment:
Dear Proctor and Gamble, parent company of Gillette,
To the Devil with you
Love, American Men.
PS: This is how to make an ad.
John C. Wright is a practicing philosopher, a retired attorney, newspaperman, and newspaper editor, and a published author of science fiction. Once a Houyhnhnm, he was expelled from the august ranks of purely rational beings when he fell in love; but retains an honorary title.