The esteemed and unconquerable whom the wise and the great in whispered tones revere as ‘The Mountain Who Writes’ whom the vulgar called Larry Correia, International Lord of Hate, has been disturbed in the throes of his muses by idiocy so severe that it registers on the Richter scale. Below is the opening.
By all means, go to his website, read the whole thing, and buy a few more of his books. Language warnings and spoiler warnings, etc.:
http://monsterhunternation.com/2018/10/02/my-russian-bot-review-of-the-last-jedi/the-last-jedi/
Okay, I should be working on the end of Monster Hunter Guardian, but then I saw this dumb ass article, and it absolutely demanded a response. I saw the Last Jedi. I talked about it a little bit on Facebook, but once I started optioning books to Hollywood I quit reviewing movies on my blog. But damn it, this has pushed me too far!
That’s right. Supposedly most of the people who hated The Last Jedi were Russian robots.
And so this was me, thirty seconds after I read that nonsense.
So today, don’t think of me as American novelist Larry Correia. I’m Lavrenty Krasnov, Cossack movie reviewer, who thinks that the Last Jedi was a dumpster fire of suck.
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