Humor from The Onion radio. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/60369?utm_source=onion_rss_daily
(Four? I number more than four Asatru among my friends)
John C. Wright is a practicing philosopher, a retired attorney, newspaperman, and newspaper editor, and a published author of science fiction. Once a Houyhnhnm, he was expelled from the august ranks of purely rational beings when he fell in love; but retains an honorary title.