Kick a Fascist, Cap!
On this election day, I thought it would be best to show you all some pics from the upcoming Captain American movie. Remember! You are voting for the right to have our brave G.I.’s, their muscles and nerves altered by experimental super-serum, descend into darkest Germany and super-heroically kick some fascist ass with well-merited super-heroic ass-kicking.
Wear that shield proudly, Soldier!
I have heard disheartening rumors about this flick (something about how they were going to make Captain America join a G.I. Joe team based in Brussels under U.N. control, and hang out with a philandering unwed Dad version of Superman, fighting for “Truth, Justice, and All That Jazz”, and partying on with a drunk fratboy uber-dufus version of Green Hornet that even his Oriental chauffeur Kato cannot stand being around) but if the film does not betray the All-American look and mood of these shots, then all is forgiven.
There are still evils in the world these days, and we still need patriots and heroes.
About John C Wright
John C. Wright is a practicing philosopher, a retired attorney, newspaperman, and newspaper editor, and a published author of science fiction. Once a Houyhnhnm, he was expelled from the august ranks of purely rational beings when he fell in love; but retains an honorary title.
