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BREAKING NEWS:
Nov 13, 2024
President Joe Biden, Leader of the Free World and mankind’s final but failed hope against the now-inevitable dystopian deathfuture of Trumpofascist Handmaid’s Tale, shakes hands with the President-Elect, Mr. Literally Hitler, and promises a peaceful transfer of power to the autocratic super-tyrant, and a peaceful end to democracy, free elections, and human happiness here and worldwide forever.
In addition to the transfer of lawful and constitutional powers as is conferred to the chief executive and commander-in-chief, Biden promises a peaceful transfer of illegal, autocratic and absolute power.
Anonymous sources amid the outgoing administration, interviewed on their forced march in chains to the nearest Suicide Booth, said that Mr. Literally Hitler promises this would be the last election anywhere in the world, until the end of time, when he and his allies, the Harlot of Babylon and the False Prophet, will gather the forces of darkness, all who bear the Mark of the Beast, in the valley of Armageddon in the Middle East to conquer the Holy City.
The incoming god-emperor of the Cosmic All will combine the authority of the president, both houses of congress, and chief justice of the supreme court, aedile, tribune, consul, king, prophet, pope, curia and Holy Roman Emperor into one office.
Joe Biden smiled in gentle glee as he shook hands with Hitler.
Mr. Biden also spoke of having all departments of government assist the new Imperator Mundi in erecting a thousand foot adamantium statue of Trump atop a Dark Tower built over ruined cities of man, circled by lakes of flaming blood.
Biden offered every aid needed to assure the erection of the proud Dark Tower to overtop heaven would be carried out as planned, and that its cursed stones will be mortared with the blood of enemies, and adorned with their countless skulls, plated in stolen gold, while the wails of countless multitudes chained in endless dungeons beneath the Dark Tower’s roots will rise up to the smoke-choked crown, and bring a grim smile to the cold lip of the world-tyrant.
Melania, Literally Hitler’s toothsome concubine, was not allowed to visit with the First Lady, for tea, as is traditional, as under Project 2025, nubile females are not allowed out of the house without a male escort.
In an unrelated story, there have been signs in the heaven and signs in the earth, the sun is black as sackcloth, the moon has turned to blood, the fountains and river are bitter as wormwood, plagues of locusts swarm the land, and one third of the living creatures in the sea have perished.
WOE UNTO THE INHABITORS OF THE EARTH!
Or…
Or all this Hitler gab was all an obvious fib from the get-go, a stupid hoax, and we stand at the brink of a Golden Age an a renewal of American greatness.
About John C Wright
John C. Wright is a practicing philosopher, a retired attorney, newspaperman, and newspaper editor, and a published author of science fiction. Once a Houyhnhnm, he was expelled from the august ranks of purely rational beings when he fell in love; but retains an honorary title.
