Here am I !

LOCUS online has an excerpt from their interview with me. Mostly I end up sounding pompous, which is good, because I like pomp. The world needs more pomp. You monkey-boys are entirely too casual and slovenly these days. Just wait until Yoyodyne, Fu Manchu, Ming of Mongo, Doctor Doom and Pinkey and the Brain take over the world. Then things will be squared away and ship shape!  

And here is a picture of me. Some people say I look like George Kennedy. Frankly, I do not see the resemblance.

NO, NO, I am just kidding around. This is what I really look like.