The New Space Princess Movement recruits One New Princess
A reader asks: “Can’t we have a least *one* more update on the Space Princess Literary Movement? It’s a long time until December…”
Why, yes! Your wish is my wish! Let’s see….
Dateline: Sci-Fi channel! Due entirely to the New Space Princess movement spearheaded by bold yet balding author extraordinaire John C. Wright, a new Princess Aura has entered the cannon of those femmes fatale, including Priscilla Lawson and Ornella Muti, who have portrayed Space Princess Aura of Mongo, daughter of the tyrant Ming the Merciless, that thinly-disguised knock off of Fa Lo Souee, daughter of Fu Manchu: her name is Anna Van Hooft
Anna van Hooft as Princess Aura
Preliminary reports indicate that the television version of Flash Gordon will be living up to the Sci Fi Channel’s high standards of excellence! It will be as entertaining, and as true to the source material, as the WIZARD OF EARTHSEA version concocted (so our sources tell us) by Mafia Enforcers when Ursula K. LeGuin could not pay back her loan shark! Rather than break her kneecaps or cut off a finger, Vinny the Painmaker (so source close to the investigation report) decided to make a version of WIZARD OF EARTHSEA calculated to inflict lingering sufferings galore.