Expenables– Awesomesauce or April Fool’s Prank?

I came across this trailer on the internets (Thanks, Al Gore!) and I cannot tell if it is a Maundy Thursday prank or if this is for real.

Sly Stallone directs and stars in a guys-killing-commie-punks actioner with Jet Li, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgen, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Mickey Rourke and Terry Crews: and there are cameos by Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis. By my count, that is eight badass he-men and one RINO.

I think the needle on my awesomometer just slammed against the pin and broke the glass.

And here I thought the days were past when merely star power could carry a film. I would pay good money to see any two of them in a film; I would pay gold for three. To see all nine in the same film is like making ecstatic love to bathing beauty Esther Williams while punching a shark in the face, a thing hitherto not possible except perhaps to Aquaman. While wearing a jetpack.See illustrations below.

Esther Williams! One of the Gals Your Dad Thought Was Hawt.

Shark Getting Totally Punched in the Face! I pity the Fool!

Jetpack! It is after 2001! Where is mine?