Interview with Wendell

I truly had no idea Wendell the Spokes manatee had so many aspects to him, not just the fierce warrior of puppy related sorrow justice, but also the loving father, bold exodimensional explorer, innovative scholar, agile Olympic synchronized swimmer, beauty queen, brain surgeon, rock star, and high-energy physicist. As a Kshatriya who hunts Sioux, he is both an Indian Fighter and an Indian Fighter.

In any case, Brian Niemeier was able to secure an interview with this most elusive yet celebrated of all celebrities.

Florida manatee (Trichechus manatus latirostris), Crystal River, west-central Florida, U.S.A.

Wendel the Manatee (Trichechus manatus lachrymocaninus)

I admit I was moved, nay, awed, by the insight and perspicacity of several of Wendell’s comments, and I truly had to pause and reflect on my own life.

The answer where Wendell casually spoke in whale song alliteration, in an extended Homeric metaphor, in a sonnet that was also a haiku (something I would have called mathematically and linguistically impossible) as well as an enthymeme, panegyric and epithalamion, leaves me breathless and stupefied at the sea mammal’s casual mastery of all forms of language.

He is what the Original Masters of Agarttha refer to as a Lightworker.

He will also be the 45th president of the United States, the Twelfth Imam, and the Thirteen Warrior. It is written in the scrolls of Skelos and the Pnakotic Manuscript.

Wendell also taught me how to bag groceries when he and I were serving in ‘Nam (put eggs, baby skulls, and other breakable on the top, above the cans of fermented moose lard) fly an ornithopter, fight with a chrys-knife, tie a clove-hitch, write a constitution, deliver a baby, repair a cider mill, and project my astral form to achieve alternate communal states of vibration, detect Nephilim from Alpha Draconis in their disguises as members of the British Royal Family.

A mammal of many fine accomplishments! He also plays the violin.