To the Tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”

By my #3 Son, in honor of Saint Nicholas striking Arius the Heresiarch during the Council of Nicaea:

Oh! You better watch out
You’d better not be
Spreading your doubt
and heresy
St. Nicholas is Cleaning your Clock!

You heard of Arianism,
You thought that it was slick,
You were so proud of your Schism,
‘Til you ran into St. Nick!

Arius was preaching
That Christ was just a guy
But it’s no Catholic teaching
Nick punched him in the Eye!

Oh! When our jolly old elf
Has heard quite tough
He’ll explain himself
with fisticuffs
St. Nicholas is Cleaning your Clock!