Scuttlebutt Song
This is from the live-action reversion of Disney’s THE LITTLE MERMAID
I post this link merely as an excuse to repeat some choice words from the wags in the comment section:
Davis Denver
I work as a detective. Whenever I’m trying to get information about a murder, I play this song to the suspect until he answers my questions. Ever since this song dropped, I’ve been solving more cases than ever. Thanks, Disney! :)
MeLlevaLaChingada4
This song is magical, play it to someone in a coma and he will get up immediately to turn it off.
Alejandro Martinez Andrade
This song is amazing, I use it as an alarm clock and I wake up an hour earlier to avoid it ringing.
yakikadafi
I want this song to play at my funeral. That way I’ll wake up from the dead and come back just to turn the speakers off.
Nick G
What a motivational track! Relieves all the pressure I put on myself knowing nothing I ever do or say will be as violently awful as this song. Thanks to all involved.
Nick S
Thank you Disney for this masterpiece. I finally have the perfect song to play every time I answer a call from Scam Likely.
Brandon Muse
This song has inspired me to dedicate the rest of my life to discovering time travel. Hopefully one day I can travel back to a time when this song doesn’t exist.
Professor Curious
I want this played at my funeral, so everyone gets a little taste of the hell that I’ll probably be in.
About John C Wright
John C. Wright is a practicing philosopher, a retired attorney, newspaperman, and newspaper editor, and a published author of science fiction. Once a Houyhnhnm, he was expelled from the august ranks of purely rational beings when he fell in love; but retains an honorary title.
