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Only very rarely does anyone on the Left wonder why the peasants refer to the mainstream media as “Fake News” — something they regard as not merely insulting, but uppity.

Meanwhile, the news reports that the Global Climate Catastrophe Certain Death Super Apocalypse may be responsible for ischemic heart disease, stroke, heart failure, or arrhythmia. Global Warming will also be responsible for mass starvation in India in the upcoming 1980’s, and the ice-free Arctic summers in the upcoming 2000’s.