This was too crude and rude to download, but too funny not to link to.
Language warning. Bad language. Southpark levels of TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE language.
John C. Wright is a practicing philosopher, a retired attorney, newspaperman, and newspaper editor, and a published author of science fiction. Once a Houyhnhnm, he was expelled from the august ranks of purely rational beings when he fell in love; but retains an honorary title.